GB- Burrito. Brown, Black, Chicken, Hot, Corn, lettuce.<\/p>\n
Chipotle Guy- Well, that<\/em> was concise.<\/p>\n GB- You want to know where I went to college and my mom’s maiden name? You and I have a burrito in common. Let’s keep it at that.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" GB- Burrito. Brown, Black, Chicken, Hot, Corn, lettuce. Chipotle Guy- Well, that was concise. GB- You want to know where I went to college and my mom’s maiden name? You and I have a burrito in common. Let’s keep it at that. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,99],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":825,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions\/825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shitmymonitortechsays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}