Potato Sack Girl

I don’t want to meet her because I have this preconceived notion about her and I like to make fun of her in my head. If I met her, I’d probably like her, and that would be bad.


New, New Guy

Here’s what you have to look forward to. At the end of this tour you’re going to have a little bit of money, and you’re going to be fun at a party. That’s it. Otherwise, you’re a broken down, sway back old mule.


Ordering lunch

GB- Burrito. Brown, Black, Chicken, Hot, Corn, lettuce.

Chipotle Guy- Well, that was concise.

GB- You want to know where I went to college and my mom’s maiden name? You and I have a burrito in common. Let’s keep it at that.