‘Cuz he’s a child and has plenty of time for his life to become miserable….like mine.
-GB
Breakfast choice
PANCAKES.
-GB
Bad Days
Yeah some days Darwin gets to live the dream.
– GB
Condiments
My dad is the lunatic fringe of peanut butter.
-GB
Family
It’s hard being the stupidest person in your family.
-GB
Cold
It was colder than a well digger’s ass down there.
-GB
Irregardlessly!
If you use irregardlessly people will know that you know irregardless isn’t a word.
-GB
Mid-show troubleshooting
I was hunkered down behind the rack waiting for it all to go south.
-GB
When asked to obtain an autograph
It’s like me calling and saying that I wanted my thigh-master signed by Oprah.
-GB
A lighting guy’s perspective
“You’re the smartest dumbass I know!”
-MR
High School
I apparently once was interesting…
-GB
Exceptions
Because everything has a caveat…
-GB
When solving a problem with electronics
We can do any number of a couple of things.
GB
Dark Place
Wow! You’re in an even darker place than me…..and that’s bad
-GB
Interfacing with the Video Department
There’s no outputs coming out of that thing right now….so yeah.
-GB
About the blog site
Who coded this thing?? That guy is a scumbag
-GB
While deciding whether or not to smell Lisa’s armpit
There’s a good chance I’m going to smash my chin into your hooter and it will go downhill from there…
-GB
Subway Quote
In NYC subway “Do you have to touch EVERYTHING???”
-GB
Pit Bull of Science
Sitarsky…the guy we call the pit bull of science
-GB
Sunshine and Rainbows
Every tour I’ve ever done has been nothing but sunshine and rainbows.
-GB